Why aren't the dishes on the table?

Why aren't the dishes not on the table?

Why aren't the dishes never on the table?

Why aren't the dishes never not on the table?

I not been here before.

I have never been here before.

I not never have been here before.

I have not never been here before.

The plane won't not arrive on time because of the bad weather.

The plane will not arrive on time because of the bad weather.

The plane won't never arrive on time because of the bad weather.

The plane wouldn't never arrive on time because of the bad weather.

There was no one absent today.

There wasn't nobody absent today.

There weren't no one absent today.

There was not no one absent today.

Nobody thought we would land a spaceship on Mars.

Nobody never thought we would land a spaceship on Mars.

Nobody thought we would never land no spaceship on Mars.

Nobody thought we would not land no spaceship on Mars.

Ray says he work no faster.

Ray says he no can work faster.

Ray says he can't work any faster.

Ray says he can't never work any faster.

Our football team has never lost a game this year.

Our football team has never lost no game this year.

Our football team has not lost no games this year.

Our football team has not lost never a game this year.